I'm Kristen,

Sorry if I annoy you

lol

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  • Things I Say While I'm Driving

    • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
    • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
    • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
    • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
    • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
    • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
    • Me: /dinosaur screams/

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    jgay1993:

peetababy:

my boyfriend just changed the game in 140 characters or less

😳💥

    jgay1993:

    peetababy:

    my boyfriend just changed the game in 140 characters or less

    😳💥

    thug-wbu:

rocknrave221:

prurire:

I said you could have an hour to do whatever you wanted, in any way that you wanted with my nude body.
This is what you choose.
Is there any wonder I adore you so?

Fuck

for that comment

    thug-wbu:

    rocknrave221:

    prurire:

    I said you could have an hour to do whatever you wanted, in any way that you wanted with my nude body.

    This is what you choose.

    Is there any wonder I adore you so?

    Fuck

    for that comment

    bachik:

    i’m really good at arguing until i start crying

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    bastille:

    when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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    snorlaxatives:

    waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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    Popular Pups

    cosmiclatteh:

    tyleroakley:

    theblogforadog:

    Here are some picture of what some of the most popular dog breeds look like as puppies. 

    Australian Shepherd

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    Beagle

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    Boston Terrier

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    Chihuahua

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    Cocker Spaniel

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    Dachshund

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    French Bulldog

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    German Shepherd

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    Golden Retriever 

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    Siberian Husky

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    Labrador Retriever 

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    Pug

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    Miniature Schnauzer 

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    Sheltie

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    Yorkie

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    I DEMAND EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM.

    awwwww

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    koishe:

    classy-dick:

    do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

    i am that friend

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    newcrystalcitysteel:

    blackpoquedown:

    fucking flawless omg

    fucking praise dominos

    dokibots:

    haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

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    elissamvp:

    When you say something smart and people are shocked

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    leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

    leepyr:

    doitforasgard:

    samcannon:

    “You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

    But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

    You are what everyone needs in their life

    vanehwasreal:

    me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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